GENDER PERFORMANCE CANCELLED
GENDER PERFORMANCE CANCELLED
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Sometimes you just want to nap through the gender binary—and now you can do it in style. This soft yellow tee features a fabulously unfazed cat announcing: “This gender performance has been cancelled due to a lack of interest.” Honestly? Mood.
Perfect for those who'd rather sip tea than perform gender roles, this tee serves existential sass with cozy vibes. Whether you’re lounging at home, strutting through a protest, or just vibing with zero intent to explain yourself—this shirt gets it.
Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Or wear it to bed. Either way, the performance is off.
Product features:
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100% ethically-sourced US cotton (because ethics matter more than gender norms)
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Medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) that's breathable and ready for all-season apathy
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Classic fit & crew neck for a relaxed silhouette that says “don’t talk to me unless it’s about brunch or boundaries”
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Tear-away label = irritation-free rebellion
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Certified safe & sustainably made
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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