“Sorry, my old name can’t come to the phone. Why? Because it’s DEAD.” – The tee that serves attitude and affirmation, all wrapped in vintage flair. This design isn't just iconic—it’s cathartic. Made for anyone who's shed the past and stepped fully into their truth, this shirt says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to.
The retro-inspired art brings a comic strip vibe, while the punchline hits like a mic drop. Wear it loud. Wear it proud. And let the world know: you’re living as your authentic self now—and you’re not answering to anything less.
Product features:
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Made from 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton (because you AND the planet deserve better)
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Medium weight for comfy, all-season wear
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Fabric-washed for that worn-it-forever feel
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Tear-away label for ultimate comfort
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Modern fit with set-in sleeves—flattering on every body
Care instructions:
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Wash inside out, cold like your ex’s heart
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Tumble dry low, keep it cute
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Do not iron the print
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Don’t bleach it
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Stanley Stella STTU169, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
